Wanpin Tay
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I dont need a bf to live.
CNY is near, I can see my mom going to the market and starting to buy festive goods. I called her being kiasu and she say this to me " very cheap okays, later CNY nearer hor prices shoot up then you want to pay arh ?" Hahas. Typical auntie of singapore. Nvm, i still can tolerate this act of my mommy. I loves collecting ang baos and eating the bar kwa. HAHAS. I am a big eater of bar kwa. I think I can eat finish the 2 kgs if my mom dont stop me. LOL. But there is one thing during CNY which I dreaded the most. " girl ah, you got BF anot?" " why don't have ?!" "haiyo, sure have one dun want to admit only". Everytime i go my relative house fer visiting sure kanna this qns. Urghhs. Nvm, I had come out with a perfect solution to this. 'Dont visit any relative ?" NO ! 'Walk away ?" No, that will be so rude. "Divert the questions ?" No, they will ask again some other time. So, i came out with this.
Relative : wan pin ah, ni jin nian zi shui huh ( wanpin ah, how old are you this year ?)
Me: Oh, 18 lohs.
Relative : haiyo, so fast 18 liao arh. Then got BF anot ? ( the question comes in .. )
Me: [[Paused for awhile and becomes emo after that]] Urmm. Just broke off. [[ and start to sob]] WHY YOU ASK AGAIN !! WHY YOU MUST ASK !!
Relative: oh, paiseh hor. auntie dunno ma.. you dont cry alreadly.
TA DA !! good right. I think this will stop them fer asking this question fer a few years and maybe they will treat me better or even give me a bigger ang bao =)) But my mom told me not to do that or else my aunties will be scared off to death. LOL.
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